Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe."
"If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library."
"Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible."
"A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open."
"Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid."
Frank Zappa
"Take the Kama Sutra. How many people died from the Kama Sutra as opposed to the Bible? Who wins?"
"There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we'd all love one another."