Zanimljive, smešne i čudne fotografije

[zika]

ma ja bi da vidim šta mu je napisao... (bez toga, sve je rekla-kazala)

I to što kažeš.

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[Mikorist]

 

PUTIN VS DAMME

[sir Oliver]

[neskor]

DJ POSES

The Txter

The kind of body language preferred by moody grime DJs trying to look nonchalant by constantly checking their phone in the time between clanging mixes together.

Examples: Darq E Freaker, Preditah

The Cry-baby

These DJs can be seen weeping with happiness at every euphoric/mindblowing musical moment, often going so far as to shed actual tears in the booth.

Examples: Prosumer, Move D

The Finger Piano-player

These DJs do little but look cool for their whole set – apart from when a piano comes in and they nonchalantly raise one hand to play along to the riff.

Example: Dixon

The Orgasmatron

A state of intense concentration and pleasure reached by DJs who become locked into their selection on a very deep level, resulting in the inadvertent exhibition of their sex face.

Example: Seth Troxler

The Libido

Similar to the bobber, but instead of leading with the shoulders this lot lead with the hips, adding a hint of sexual thrust to what is in fact just someone fiddling with a mixer.

Examples: Solomun, Shaun Reeves

The Bobber

The pose for DJs who want to assume an air of technicality while also showing they are locked into a groove. They bob to the beat while EQing in earnest.

Examples: Maceo Plex, Maya Jane Coles

The Lean-back

Often occurs as the prelude to a full-on head-mosh when the tune drops. Habitual proponents risk displaying the contents of their nostrils to the crowd – not to mention whiplash.

Examples: Skrillex, Rusko

The Down-low 

Adopted by DJs who get so into mixing that the top half of their body gravitates toward the mixer and they end up performing at a 90-degree angle as if suddenly struck by appendicitis.

Examples: Skream, Jackmaster

The Cowboy

They twirl one hand in the air like they’re lassooing cattle while pretending to whistle and side-stepping like a square-dancing rodeo redneck. Keep rollin’, rollin’, rollin’, rawhide!

Examples: Davide Squillace, Luciano, Reboot

The Jesus

The ultimate pose favoured by many big-shots; with arms outstretched like Jesus on the cross these DJs probably lap up the crowd’s adoration while secretly thinking, “Yes, I am good”.

Examples: Armin van Buuren, Swedish House Mafia

The Artist

Every turn of a knob or flick of a fader is a precise movement akin to an artist gently applying the finishing brush-strokes to a timeless masterpiece. Albeit with people shouting ‘Brap!’

Examples: Icicle, Rockwell

The Pointer

The standard pose adopted by many a mainstream millionaire – and those who aspire to be them. Far more acceptable in Ibizan superclubs than a half-empty Sheila’s Wine Bar in Swindon.

Examples: Guetta,Tiësto, Ferry Corsten

[zika]

http://newswatch.nationalgeographic.com/2013/11/19/bug-hair-suriname-species-animals/?utm_source=NatGeocom&utm_medium=Email&utm_content=env_20131127&utm_campaign=Content

[Nesic]

http://www.b92.net/zivot/photo.php?categoryId=158#imgId=179573

[sir Oliver]

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[Pchelac]

Dugo čekani dokaz ! Sada ga imamo.

Razlika između vozač ŽENA i vozač Muškarac
Obrati pažnju na oči psa, (isti pas!)

[stein]

Misao dana...

 

[Mikorist]

[ninja]

Da, jedina negativa stvar je da su svaki dan prljavi ko prasici i sve mora da se sapira od pjeska i blata :)Skandinavci imaju jednu izreku koja u prevodu glasi (rima je na Svedskom):Nema loseg vremena samo lose odjece.(Det finns ingen dåligt väder bara dålig kläder.)

[sir Oliver]

Da, jedina negativa stvar je da su svaki dan prljavi ko prasici i sve mora da se sapira od pjeska i blata :)Skandinavci imaju jednu izreku koja u prevodu glasi (rima je na Svedskom):Nema loseg vremena samo lose odjece.(Det finns ingen dåligt väder bara dålig kläder.)

I kod nas ima izreka.Nije klozet daleko nego nisi na vreme posao

[sir Oliver]

[sir Oliver]

[Ikaro]

I kod nas ima izreka.Nije klozet daleko nego nisi na vreme posao

Kad smo već kod pomenute ustanove:

 

Pametan čovek ni u klozetu neće ostati gladan.

 

       

[sir Oliver]

Snalazljiv covek ......

[Ikaro]

Jest'...prošlo ihaj vremena od kako čuh tu mudrost, pa se zaboravilo    

[sir Oliver]

[sir Oliver]

[sir Oliver]