My Dog's Bigger Than Your Dog(Tom Paxton)My dog's bigger than your dog,My dog's bigger than yours,My dog's biggerAnd he chases mailmen,My dog's bigger than yours,My dog's better than your dog,My dog's better than yours,His name is King,And he had puppies,My dog's better than yours.My dad's tougher than your dad,My dad's tougher than yours,My dad's tougherAnd he yells louder andMy dad's tougher than yours.My dad's louder than your dad,My dad's louder than yours,Momma buys a new dress,Daddy makes noises,My dad's louder than yours.Our car's faster than your car,Our car's faster than yours,It has a louder horn,It bumps other cars,Our car's faster than yours.Our car's older than your car,Our car's older than yours,It stops running and Daddy kicks the fenders,Our car's older than yours.My Mom's older than your Mom,My Mom's older than yours,She takes smelly bathsShe hides the gray hairsMy Mom's older than yours.My Mom's funnier than your Mom,My Mom's funnier than yours,Her hair is pretty andIt changes colors,My Mom's funnier than yours.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJt0inKFBAo